3/08/2010

Old Baldy's restingplace

You can't just move a stuffed horse's head from one museum to another: "Last week, a plan for Old Baldy's move was submitted to an expert at the Academy of Natural Sciences for approval."

Someone wrote a plan for the moving of a stuffed head. Someone else is reading the plan. A momentous decision is pending. A decisive memorandum will be composed and distributed. Headline, please.

OLD BALDY'S LAST BATTLE

SCIENTISTS PONDER IMMENSE TAXIDERMICAL RISK

YOUR ENTRANCE FEES AT WORK