Well, we had our first casino night here at the blog and some people tried to take advantage. Some sharpies tried to bet on all of the Joe Johnston Fair Oaks explanations at once. When casino security confronted them, they said "None of these reasons are mutually exclusive. They could all be true. They could all be winners."
Management had to intervene, explaining, "Not one source listed here gave multiple reasons for Johnston's decisions. Every source gave just one explanation and voluntarily excluded all the others. Moreover, not one source included a discussion of any alternate possibilities. These authors committed the reader to one explanation only."
And with that, management directed the bouncers to do what they do so well.
First the authors cheat the readers, then the readers come into our casino to cheat us.
Damn useful, bouncers.
