It's like Gettysburg out there

Oh man.
None of India's [cricket] batsmen made a big statement in the middle, yet everyone came with his own Gettysburg address.

"We had three heated RVs to treat [bike] racers, and they were overflowing. It was like Gettysburg out there."

"...if degrees of ugliness were battles in the Civil War, Kirsten would be Gettysburg."
Meanwhile, this little Gettysburg joke appears to trail reality by five years.