Celebrate time traveler day

We missed Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day (Dec. 8). Lumpenprof has a good summary of it including
- Walk up to random people and say "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" and when they tell you, get quiet and then say "Then there's still time!" and run off.

- Stand in front of a statue (any statue, really), fall to your knees, and yell "NOOOOOOOOO"

- Stare at newspaper headlines and look astonished.
The Civil War reader has a lot to offer this new holiday.